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I have a confession. I severely dislike shopping.
Don’t get me wrong. With the right company and a list, I can enjoy it for about fifteen minutes. After that? I’m ready to call it quits no matter what the status of said list is.
(Don’t worry: food is kind of an exception. Because, well, food is yummy)
Anyway, back before Amazon Prime was my saving grace, I had to go to actual shoe stores to buy shoes. And, in this particular instance, I went with two of my sisters, my mother, and my grandmother.
As I saw a super cute pair of sandals, I thought about buying them. So I called over the troops to get their opinions. My mom and grandma were the first to arrive.
Their reactions proved priceless.
My mom: “Ooh, what a cute pair of wedgies!”
My grandmother: “Ooh, look at those cute thongs!”
Y’all, I about died laughing. And no, I couldn’t bring myself to buy any shoes that day, let alone that amazing pair of flip-flops.